Captain Corona and the Mad Scientists

Our beloved, grumpy Captain Corona runs the only charter service to Gull Island. His grumpy, well-oiled demeanor does not discourage a local geology professor from arranging an outing for himself and three of his most beautiful ever, students!

Little does the professor realize that great danger lies on the deserted side of the island- it just happens to be inhabited by an outcast scientist and his deranged assistant, Egor. It seems that they had been conducting DNA altering experiments on several college girls who happened to wander to the wrong side of the island… Captain Corona has heard the stories of the missing girls and tries to discourage the group from going, but it is no use. The professor is adamant about going since a group the previous year had found some rare alloys in the sand.

After they arrive on the island, Meshel opts for beginning work instead of fooling around playing Frisbee as our hard working professor suggests. I am sure it had nothing to do with how much he was enjoying looking at the girls in their bathing suits… Hmmm. Anyway, Meshel wonders off and before long she is chloroformed and abducted by Egor. She manages to escape briefly, only to be caught and chloroformed a second time. Poor Meshel is carried back to camp and given an injection which turns her into a - well - you'll just have to look at the preview pics! The dastardly scientist called her a, Rat Monster!

Soon Heidi arrives looking for Meshel to help her collect samples. Heidi is chased by the stumbling Egor, but is subdued with an injection and carried back to camp… Our villains decide to tie the girls up, but while they are getting chemicals from the shed, a weaken and drugged Heidi escapes when they are not looking. She meets up with the professor, who has just regained consciousness himself from a shovel-to-the-head blow earlier. Heidi collapses in the arms of the professor - she manages to tell him about the villains before she passes out. The Professor carries Heidi back to the boat - which is nearly a mile. He is forced (???yes!!!) to carry her in various styles as he begins to tire…

Corona scolds him as her brings Heidi aboard… The professor vows to find the other two girls and he goes back on the island. He finds the shovel that he had been clobbered with and does a little clobbering of his own on an unsuspecting Egor. Then, finding Olathe unconscious begins the long journey back to the boat. He notices how beautiful Olathe is as he carries her - as if he didn't notice that earlier - in his arms (until he can go no further) and then shifts her slack, warm weight over his shoulder for the rest of the journey. He arrives back at the boat for a second scolding and vows to try and help Meshel, who the professor believes may be a lost cause…

The professor finds Meshel again and as he wonders what to do, the remaining villain reappears, angry because he cannot find Egor. Our mad scientist gets a dose of his own medicine as he is chloroformed by The Professor. At this point, he runs back to the boat to get the good,
Captain Corona…